What does your name means
Source: Kimberly Villaver

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults
laugh only 4 times a day.....no wonder we're so
unhappy.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or
week, you need some silliness to break up the
day.

Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following in an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"
by
Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces
everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimyr
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to
determine the first half of
your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to
determine the second half of your new last
name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Now with your new found identity... pass this
email on with your new name as the subject